Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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