Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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