She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
not ubering you a puppy
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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