I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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