Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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