She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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