The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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