She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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