what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
tell me about the eggs
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