Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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