Just fell off a train. Bad.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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