Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It's blow job season.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Randomize
