she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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