Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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