So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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