So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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