i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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