well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
