Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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