AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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