is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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