Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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