yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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