No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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