id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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