He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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