Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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