Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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