Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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