READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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