when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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