Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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