was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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