Michael Bay diarrhea
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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