she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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