redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
