I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Let's paint friendship bongs
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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