They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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