We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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