she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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