I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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