I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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