if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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