Whod you bang
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
