I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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