You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Randomize