i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My vagina is officially offended.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I have so many feelings about this burrito
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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