there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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