Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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