we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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