I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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