it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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