in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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