I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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