I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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