I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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