HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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