need another drink. this is the easiest way
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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