Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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