i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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